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The Crib

Serving Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner at Quarantine-Level Exclusivity

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Appetizers

Chips & Salsa

We have a wide selection of supreme half-eaten bags of tortilla chips, and several opened jars of salsa that need to be finished.   GF/V

$4.99

Soup Du Jour

Ask your server about what we made last night.  GF/V

Cup $2.29/Bowl $4.99

Lunch Specials

Cauliflower Tacos

Two fried cauliflower with pickled onions and a salsa of your choosing. GF/V

$5.99

Frisée Salad

Mixed greens, onion, cucumber, tomato, and poached egg.  GF/V

$8.99

Spaghetti with Seasonal Vegetables

Locally sourced hand-made RP's Spaghetti with whatever else we have in the fridge.  V

$8.99

Desserts

Lemon Tea Cake

Hand made from a laid off baker

$1.99

Chocolate Bars

Just a plain old bar of free trade chocolate.

$2.29

Irish Cream

It's a drink, but it's a dessert drink.

$2.99

Beverages - Booze Free

Coffee

French press, Light Roast Just Coffee.  Ask for cream to get some oat milk.

$2.49

Tea

Black, Green, Herbal Hot Tea.  

$2.99

Guayaki

Lemon-mint flavor available

$3.99

Beverages - Boozey Brunch

Beer

New Glarus - Spotted Cow, Three Sheeps - Pils

$4.00

Wine

Rosé, Red - who cares where it's from

$4.00


Vodka Mixers

We've got grapefruit and cranberry juice, or rocks if you're depressed

$5.49

Piña colada

Ooooo fancy

$5.99